The Government

The Government is a secret organization run by Mr. Government, who was hellbent on ruling the world after he was made fun of in Middle School for his last name. Mr. Government has made clones of himself to go around The United States looking for crime. They own their own police, firefighters, and even their own post office. Their police response time is unrivaled (<0.03s), and is the reason why Garfield (see Giving Garfield Meth) was caught doing meth.