Schorl

Jesse "James" Rogers is a mythological creature that lives in the swamps of Louisiana, and feeds off the fear of infants and the insides of old VHS tapes. He is widely known for his lack of a lung that was rumored to be slapped out of his own body when attempting to attack Dirty Fish and Starman. After this encounter, however, they seemed to become great friends and is seen as one of Dirty Fish's most trusted traveling companions.

The Death of Pac-Man
Fish and Schorl tend to play practical jokes on people a lot, and one of these times a joke got out of hand. After gluing down Pac-Man to a plank of wood and sliding him down a snowy hill, Fish and Schorl discovered Pac-Man lying face down in a snowy embankment. Seeing that Pac-Man was most likely dead, Fish and Schorl sprinted at speeds over 500mph, escaping the crime scene.

Giving Garfield Meth
One rainy night, our heroes, Fish and Schorl decided to play a prank on their dear good friend, Garfield. At dinner, Garfield went into the bathroom, and as soon as this happened Fish sprung into action, plunging 5 whole meths into his trademarked lasagna. Not noticing this, Garfield ate the lasagna whole, and ended up being instantly arrested for the consumption of crystal meth.