Uncle Cadaver

SELF IMMOLATION
Uncle Cadaver was "born" in a reactor, mangling his figure and converting his body into pure negative energy. Cads wears bandages over his entire body, and obscures his eyes with a pair of sunglasses he acquired during The Great Homestuck Massacre. Cads is a renowned serial murderer with possibly millions and billions of confirmed kills making him the most dangerous man to ever live. Cads has perfected the art of standing menacingly in dark alleyways.