Uncle Fruit

A sentient and extremely compact fruit that tends to change it's form every holiday, that sometimes has the ability to wield weapons such as their trademarked gun.

Not much is known about this individual other than that he's real short and dumb. He is rumored to have 2 very small hands, with 7 tiny fingers on both of them, and 2 slightly larger legs that are bent inwards because of a birth defect. He's one of the least useful characters in the entire multiverse, but is still universally liked because of his natural charisma. It is because of this charisma that Uncle Fruit is seen as the mascot of The Loiter Squad, and most likely would've been slapped into hell if not for it.